Watch Ride Along Online Or Download Ride Along Movie Free. Kevin Hart and Ice Cube lead the lineup in Ride Along, the new film from the director and the producer of the blockbuster comedy Think Like a Man. When a fast-talking guy joins his girlfriend's brother—a hot-tempered cop—to patrol the streets of Atlanta, he gets entangled in the officer's latest case. Now, in order to prove that he deserves his future bride, he must survive the most insane 24 hours of his life. For the past two years, high-school security guard Ben (Hart) has been trying to show decorated APD detective James (Cube) that he's more than just a video-game junkie who's unworthy of James' sister, Angela (Tika Sumpter). When Ben finally gets accepted into the academy, he thinks he's earned the seasoned policeman's respect and asks for his blessing to marry Angela.
Download Ride Along Movie Or Watch Ride Along Online Free. Knowing that a ride along will demonstrate if Ben has what it takes to take care of his sister, James invites him on a shift designed to scare the hell out of the trainee. But when the wild night leads them to the most notorious criminal in the city, James will find that his new partner's rapid-fire mouth is just as dangerous as the bullets speeding at it. John Leguizamo and Laurence Fishburne join the cast of the action-comedy directed by Tim Story. Ride Along is produced by Will Packer (Think Like a Man), alongside Ice Cube, Matt Alvarez (Barbershop) and Larry Brezner (Good Morning, Vietnam). Thankfully, when I proposed to Mrs. Rotten Week, I wasn’t forced to jump through any bullying hoops from any of her family members. Frankly, they were just happy to have me around: looking awesome, being hilarious, bringing to the table a ton of relationship upside. It was smooth sailing through the courting process (love you baby!). But unfortunately it isn’t always this way, with varying forms of meatheady-ness coming through on the part of brothers, fathers, etc. wanting to ensure you "deserve" their sister, daughter, etc. So goes Kevin Hart’s problem in this flick.
Or Download Ride Along Movie Free. Hart is a stereotypical moronic guy, with a stereotypical girlfriend who has a stereotypically "tough" older brother in Ice Cube who happens to be a cop. From the trailer, this movie appears to have come printed directly out of of some Hollywood movie-writing sweatshop in which small,underpaid children are forced to cut and paste pieces from other successful (or not) scripts and put them together into a new movie. Once this process is complete, the studio just hires some big names and calls it a day. If you have any other insight into how this movie was created I’d love to hear it. Despite Kevin Smith’s Cop Out doing its damnedest to make me never enjoy another buddy cop comedy again, The Heat has finished wiping the slate clean, and Think Like a Man’s Tim Story is inviting America to Ride Along with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube in a fight against crime, one corny joke at a time. I’m looking forward to this movie more than I thought I would before the first trailer came out, and it’s based mostly on the chemistry between the two leads, which covers up any imperfections with energetic line readings.
Download Ride Along Movie Or Watch Ride Along Online Free. Hart plays Ben, a high-school security guard whose life is about to change now that he’s been accepted into the police academy, which he hopes will impress his fiancé Angela (Tika Sumpter). Of course, Angela’s brother James (Cube) is this badass detective who thinks Ben is just some small fry. (And rightfully so, as most people who stand up against Ice Cube fail to come off as very menacing.) So James takes Ben on a ride along in the vein of Training Day, which ends up being a ridiculously action-packed trip that puts them up against one of the city’s most dangerous criminals. Even though Training Day is the movie name-checked, Ride Along is essentially a melting pot of Lethal Weapon B-stories, where Hart is playing both Joe Pesci’s "how did I get mixed up in all this?" role as well as Chris Rock’s "I’m just trying to marry Murtaugh’s daughter" role.
Or Download Ride Along Movie Free. Luckily, I don’t think anyone is too old for this shit, because some of the jokes hit, like James being impressed that Ben broke a glass case with a man’s head, while other jokes are pretty painful to sit through, like the opening proposal fake-out and the exaggerated gun recoil. How am I supposed to actually care about the eventual danger that these characters are in when Looney Tunes is apparently one of the inspirations? That said, I’ll watch this without any hesitation when I’m in the mood for a flick that doesn’t have white guys making dick jokes the whole time. But if the trailers themselves weren’t enough, somebody behind Ride Along also had the genius idea to make a clip from Hart performing a rendition of Skee-Lo’s I Wish. Oh, you know the song if you were watching MTV in 1995. If something that random and fourth wall-breaking happened in Ride Along, I’d be all the more impressed. It would make up for seeing another lame take on the "man screaming like a woman" joke. Get your game face on and take a ride when the film hits theaters on January 17, 2014.
Download Ride Along Movie Or Watch Ride Along Online Free. Tim Story directs and I think we can take a stroll through his career to make an educated guess as to where this latest will fall on the Tomatometer. It starts off pretty well with Barbershop (82%). And that’s pretty much the end of the good times following up a great first effort with Taxi (10%), Fantastic Four (27%), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (37%) and then bouncing back just a tad with Think Like a Man (53%). What does that tell us? Tim Story might have saved all his best work for the first effort. This latest movie will trend along with the rest of his career. Not funny, and not well received.
Or Download Ride Along Movie Free. Blandness aside, I’m finally starting to buy into this Kevin Hart guy. Personally, his stand-up comedy never struck me as brilliant, and his previous acting somehow rubbed me unfavorably, but finally seeing Hart enter a role in which he could dominate screen time, I sat there dumbfounded by the limitless energy this funnyman possessed. Spitting out lightning-quick jokes, Hart brings the same fiery intensity to each scene, and asserts a commanding personality that comedians like Eddie Murphy used to possess. Make any comparisons you want, but as this young man’s career continues blasting off into the stratosphere, I see Kevin Hart as a pint-sized Eddie Murphy, selling out stadiums full of screaming fans and landing roles alongside some of Hollywood’s best. Ride Along may not be for everyone, but emphatic Kevin Hart fans are going to love watching Mighty Kev bounce around like a firecracker on Chinese New Year.
Download Ride Along Movie Or Watch Ride Along Online Free. The problem is, despite having Ice Cube fit snugly as a hard-nosed cop, we’ve seen all these jokes before. We’ve seen so many cop films that don’t care about any realistic details. Spark a shootout in a crowded mall with European gangsters? Eh, all you’ll get is a weak tongue-lashing from your Captain and it’s off to the next scene. Protocol? There’s protocol for being a law enforcement officer? Sure, you’re not watching Ride Along for gripping crime dramatics, but with a script so unintentionally silly, it becomes hard to believe there are actually more real cops on the force besides Ice Cube. With strong enough comedic attempts, such blatant professional ignorance can be written off, but when a film already running through the motions of mediocrity continually falls back on a weakly imagined script, not even Kevin Hart’s best delivery can save the day.
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Or Download Ride Along Movie Free. Ride Along is the type of audacious “fun” that sparingly presents enough entertainment to help viewers reach an obviously overplayed conclusion, but even with earth-shattering explosions and strip club shootouts, Tim Story struggles to make his latest effort a memorable affair. In an attempt to connect with more tech savvy audiences, the collective script attempts to utilize wartime first-person-shooter humor (think Call of Duty), but these jokes just exemplify random attempts to cash in on pop culture popularity – like a distraction. If you’re not a Kevin Hart fan, this ride will make you about as happy as being picked up by Charles Manson while hitchhiking – OK, I can’t believe I just made that joke. Don’t blame me,Ride Along made me do it – I have to have my fun somehow!